Womens Issues Maybe I Should've Bought a Monkey Instead

by Rebekah Freday
(Uhrichsville, Ohio)

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Maybe I Should've Bought a Monkey Instead

Raising Children or Why I should Have bought a Monkey Instead.

Lets do a fair comparison. Have a child? or buy a monkey?
My children cannot be confined to one space for more that forty two seconds at a time. A monkey on the other hand
can safely be caged long enough for me to take a shower. Monkey's also are not prone to pounding on the bathroom door
demanding that you settle an argument while your in your shower, children however....
When you put food in a monkies dish it won't start grumping "i don't like this anymore, I want a grilled cheese sandwich."
Their is no pressure to save money for your monkies education. They learn all the need to know from watching other monkies
pick lice, throw feces etc...
If you have a monkey you won't one day have to sit down with its teacher and try to explain why it eats paper.
When monkies fight with their siblings too much you can just give one of them to a zoo. Kids on the other hand tend
to get kicked out of the zoo(don't ask).
I think the right choice is clear.